Get your Lunchmeat Underpants to go.

Lunchmeat Underpants

Lunchmeat Underpants

New Stuff and Inspiration

Don't zap your junk.

Guess what time of year it is? Sukle swag time! We made this fun t-shirt to share with our friends and clients. Front-tuck that bad boy in your pants, and strike fear into citizens because you’re packing intergalactic heat. A slight warning, though—make sure to wear inflammable pants.

So don this tee and feel safe knowing you have an in-pant security system with you at all times.

UPDATE- thanks to our commenter, we’ve now realized the proper definition of the word “inflammable.” Please substitute with nonflammable.